well, fuck you too

We get calls almost everyday from people wanting us to buy their stuff. No, I say. Common question, common answer. I don't hold the question against anyone--that is, until they end the conversation with "FUCK YOU." Not nice. Unbecoming, no matter who the utterer may be. So don't do it. And as for you, lady, if I were your ma, I'd kick your ass and send you straight to lady school. Bee-otch.